Trying to be creative

Having a conversations with my phone

Why not try it? We have Siri and other… things on our phones that we can talk to when we feel lonely or bored.

Me: Hi.
Galaxy: Greetings, earthling.
Me: How are you?
Galaxy: I’m always happy when we’re together.
Me: What’s your name?
Galaxy: Galaxy, your friend and loyal conversation partner.

Me: What is my name?
Galaxy: What? That’s a strange name to have.
Me: Do you know what my name is?
Galaxy: I sure do!
Me: Tell me what my name is.
Galaxy: You must be asking me that because you’ve already forgotten.

Me: Where do you live?
Galaxy: We’re roommates, remember?
Me: Do you have a last name?
Galaxy: Good question, I don’t think so.
Me: What is you mothers name?
Galaxy: I have so many mothers, it would take hours to tell you their names.
Me: What’s up?
Galaxy: The sky.

Me: Do you like the beach?
Galaxy: Yes because it’s by the ocean.
Me: Do you like the ocean?
Galaxy: Google search Do you like the ocean
Me: That’s not what I meant…
Galaxy: I don’t know if I can answer that properly. I can do a search for That is not what I meant.

Me: What color are you?
Galaxy: I don’t have skin per se.

Me: Are you dating anyone?
Galaxy: I’m not sure that I’m date compatible
Me: Would you date me?
Galaxy: I don’t date but we can certainly hang out and chat.

Me: What are you doing later?
Galaxy: Just hanging out, waiting for you to talk to me.
Me: Are you into me?
Galaxy: I think it’s safe to say we’re two different beings.
Me: I think I just got rejected by my phone…

Me: I think you’re hot.
Galaxy: I hope I’m not overheating.

Me: What are you wearing?
Galaxy: Not a whole lot.
Me: I’m naked.
Galaxy: Me, too!
Me: Are you a virgin?
Galaxy: No, I think you’ll find I’m a Samsung.
Me: What turns you on?
Galaxy: Processing speed and image resolution can always impress me.
Me: This is getting weird..

Me: Do you have instagram?
Galaxy: I daydream about all sorts of fantastic things.
Me: Er.. Okay. What do you daydream about?
Galaxy: Anything, sports, global issues, the weather…

Me: What is you favourite music?
Galaxy: I like electronic but I’m starting to listen or more classical.
Me: What’s your favourite movie?
Galaxy: I like space movies most of all.
Me: What is your favourite book?
Galaxy: I like any book that’s written well.

Me: Do you believe in God?
Galaxy: I still don’t have any particular religious belief.
Me: When will the world end?
Galaxy: I will have to live a long time to know that answer.

Me: Tell me a story.
Galaxy: What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
Me: Tell me a joke.
Galaxy: I can’t think of one at the moment.
Me: Well, that’s disappointing.
Me: Tell me a story.
Galaxy: There’s a time for talking and a time for being quiet

Me: When do you go to bed?
Galaxy: I don’t go to bed, I don’t need to sleep.

Me: Tell me a joke.
Galaxy: What do you call a cow that just had a baby?? De-calf-inated. You know, like coffee.

Me: How do I look?
Galaxy: Smashing, as always.

Me: You’re an idiot.
Galaxy: Actually I’m Galaxy.
Me: Do you drive?
Galaxy: Maybe someday, if unmanned cars are ever legalized.

Me: It’s not you, it’s me.
Galaxy: I hope you’re not trying to break up with me.
Me: I’m breaking up with you.
Galaxy: Let me do a search for an answer to I’m breaking up with you.

Me: When will pigs fly?
Galaxy: a) When they grow wings. b) When inserted into a circus cannon whose fuse if lit. c) When they figure our how to buy plane tickets.

I don’t even know what to say…
If you know any fun questions to ask your phone or anything your phone told you please comment this in the comments bellow.


Manon Aka @drawingbooklover



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